so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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