love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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