Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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