she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He passed out mid-signature
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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