But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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