found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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