I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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