Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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