I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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