you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
