dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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