she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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