if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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