Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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