Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
