You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
