What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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