Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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