this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
then he tried to convert me to islam
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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