oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I wish I could teleport
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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