whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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