i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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