I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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