i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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