That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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