At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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