I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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