Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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