Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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