I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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