i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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