The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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