So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
