So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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