HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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