Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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