If i come over, it means nothing
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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