I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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