There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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