i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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