I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
