Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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