Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
