This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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