On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He passed out mid-signature
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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