he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
