Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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