Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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