I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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