apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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