i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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