We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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