Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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