You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
