I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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