p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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