check it out our google latitudes are spooning
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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