But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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