I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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