big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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